Add some magic and mischief to your holiday season with our Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo crochet plushie! Why settle for an elf on the shelf when you can have the jolliest Christmas poo to bring laughter and cheer to your festivities?
I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Seasons Greetings to all of you!
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away
Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas Time has come!