These are not cute. These are feral.
Handmade crochet earmuffs in highlighter neon green, and purple, featuring twisted monster horns and a bold eyeball detail. Fully UV reactive they glow aggressively under blacklight and do exactly what they’re supposed to do: get attention.
Built for festivals, raves, cold nights, or everyday wear if you enjoy looking slightly unhinged in the best way. The interior is thick and plush, so they’re actually warm, not just decorative.
The structure is flexible and bendable. When you take them off, the ear pads fold inward on themselves, making them easier to pack and less bulky than standard earmuffs. Functional design first. Weirdness is the bonus.
Each pair is one of a kind. This exact monster does not exist twice.
Handmade crochet
Super warm, fluffy interior
UV reactive neon green + purple yarn
Toxic Slime Monster horn + eyeball design
Bendable and foldable for compact storage
Lightweight but substantial
Perfect for festivals, raves, winter nights, or everyday freak behavior
If subtle is your goal, these are not for you.
$100
